What I found in my boot this morning, 3


Agghr! An eyeball!

Okay, don’t worry, it’s just a rubber ball, likely a Halloween relic. See: if you look closely you can just make out the “China” next to the cornea. The kids were whacking it around the front hall yesterday despite my pleas to “Think of the mirror! That lamp! That glass-framed picture!” So when the ball suddenly and mysteriously disappeared into the nest of shoes in the front hall, I did not help them search for it.

And then, this morning, there it was in my boot, like a little friend.

Third in an ongoing series of bizarre things I find in my shoes.