With extra cheese
/Overheard on a somewhat recent and entirely rare outing to a concert at a bar:
Susan: (standing) I’m going to get a piece of pizza.
Rachel: Oh ... oh.
S: Should I get you a slice?
R: Yes. No. Yes. No, I’ll just have a bite of yours.
S: Should I get you a slice?
R: No. I just want a bite.
S: Are you sure?
R: Two bites.
S: I’m getting you a slice.
R: No, really, just two bites.
S: (Sits.) Forget it. I’m not really hungry anyway.